OCD Actual Convo: Got Boned by the GZA

I would have posted this earlier, but Time Warner is trying to silence me by shutting down my internet. That... or incompetence. In any case, I had a lovely conversation with my old friend from high school. He lives in Texas and recently went to see the GZA in concert. I was quite entertained by this exchange. However, I still need somebody to give me more details on the "Dallas mafia".

He's trying to figure out how to bang your girlfriend... again
Anonymous Asshole Friend:  do you know who the Gza is? from the wutang clan?
Anonymous Asshole Friend:  He's cousin to the Rza, and one of the best rappers ever, but (name removed), me and this girl we know who drove us saw him in Austin last night, and after the show she got on his tour bus and boned the Gza
OfficialChrisDuncan:  hahahaha
Anonymous Asshole Friend:  it was pretty funny
except for the part where we waited outside the Gza's tour bus for two hours
OfficialChrisDuncan:  wow, that's a lot of boning
OfficialChrisDuncan: was she hot?
Anonymous Asshole Friend:  yeah she's super hot
OfficialChrisDuncan:  that's disappointing
Anonymous Asshole Friend:  we know her boyfriend
Anonymous Asshole Friend:  her boyfriend that deals underground card games for the Dallas mafia