Monday, April 14, 2008

As Predicted, Ambre Wins Rock of Love

Last night, Ambre won the season finale of Rock of Love. I could say that I didn't see it coming except for the fact that I made a post predicting this a month and a half ago. Pats on the back are appreciated. All douchebaggery aside, I was sad to see the show end (not that it's REALLY over) but happy to see Ambre win.

I'm sure there are people that are sad because Daisy lost. Alex has a minor infatuation with the girl. Apparently, she's the niece of Oscar De La Hoya. Who cares slash huh? I personally do not give a shit about Daisy. If you do, you can buy her (shitty) music on Daisy De La Hoya's MySpace profile. Does it make me gay if the most interesting thing to me about Daisy is her ex-boyfriend Charles? At least he brings an element of shiftiness and even more eye makeup, tats, and bandanas to a show that already had more than its fair share. He came on during the "bring on the exes" episode. It's a good thing that it was on DVR because Alex and I could review the replay to confirm that Charles has 4 bandanas on his person at any time. He also opts for extra-formal just like Bret by going hat over bandana. You have to love a guy that can apparently afford steroids, a gym membership, and make up but doesn't pay rent and plays in a band. Can't you just see greatness in him?

Charles has sweet eyebrows

Unfortunately, I was not spot on with my prediction. Bret Michaels bounced both of the old women in the early going. I thought he'd (read: the producers) keep the less heinous one. I thought it would be the old girl plus Megan (the hottest) and Ambre (eventual winner). I have plans to call Megan and interview her about the show and her undying love for me... but I'm lazy. You can leave suggested questions in the comments and maybe it'll help me get around to it...

OCD Poll: Is it OK to strike a woman?

Sean Connery thinks so in this classic video clip. Discuss. Thanks for sending this in, Brad!



OCD Quote of the Day

"Johnson was quoted as telling the Daily News that plenty of men try to grope women on subways, and admitted he's been doing it for more than 25 years since he saw another man rub against a woman on a train and dash away unpunished."

From the New York Post article describing Freddie Johnson, a "chronic groper" on New York subways...



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