Monday, May 19, 2008

Stoners vs. Boners 2008

A challenge was issued and accepted. On Wednesday, the Playboy office is facing High Times in softball. It's kind of a tradition, but this is the first time the game is being played in about 3 years. Apparently, facebook and College Humor were set to face off in beer pong... but then it got canceled. Softball is so much classier.

Our squad is made up of 16 people from marketing, editorial, security, and licensing. I think our security crew of Jimmy and Bobby will provide a lot of power -- they play in the Staten Island softball league. We're borrowing my good friend Danny from MTV and expect big things. I've been roiding for the past 4 weeks in preparation for the big day.

Currently, our sponsors are up in the air. We're thinking box wine but might end up with liquor in the clubhouse. In any case, I'm positive that we'll have lost track of the game by the end. We made some sweet uniforms for the game... BONERS 2008! The game is Wednesday in Central Park. Merciless stoner bashing is scheduled for a 6:30 PM start.

Hef would be proud
Boners 2008 Jersey