Commandeering a Bike - This opening clip shows that Nicolas Cage clearly won't take shit from any woman dressed like she churns butter. He pulls a gun on her -- pretty extreme, right? Except he soon starts throwing haymakers at any woman he can find...
How'd It Get Burned? - I get the feeling that if she knew how it got burned, she would tell him. But there's never any harm in asking more than once. It's a proven interrogation tactic. The trick is to increase your volume and the intensity of your facial expression. You can review some 24 DVDs if you need some pointers.
Cold Cocking the Old Woman - This scene was fucking classic. After much deliberation, it ended up being my second favorite scene. There's not much to say about jacking some old woman in the face -- just enjoy the laughs.
Murder by Face-Kick - I used to say "that girl that looks like Leelee Sobieski dies from a kick in the face?". Maybe she dies from hitting her back on the wall of picture frames. They can be deadly. Then I saw that it actually WAS Leelee Sobieski according to her IMDB page. She was also in the new Dungeon Siege movie that made $80,000 in its last day as listed in theaters (1338 of them). For the math challenged, that's $60 per theater. Fire your agent.
Take Those Masks Off - Unfortunately, there's no intense way to knock a mask off of a 8 year-old's face. Also, I'm pretty sure the kids would just pick up and put them back on as he runs away.
Project Grizzly - No, not Troy Hurtubise's Project Grizzly... but Nic Cage's superb disguise -- he really blends in with the crazies. In case you were wondering, it's still possible to crank a woman in the face while wearing a full bear suit.
It's Murda - When you're about to be killed by people who wear ridiculous masks and worship honey, your last resort is to reason with them. Hopefully, you're a master tactician like Nic Cage that can highlight the legal implications of their actions. If you don't find yourself quite as comfortable with legalese, you're absolutely fucked.
Bees in Your Eye - This is my favorite scene. Hear me out. I definitely did not laugh as hard at this scene at first. But consider the fact that those are CGI bees. Nicolas Cage is reaching deep into the depth of his acting talent that brought us the likes of Cameron "Learning Disability" Poe to summon this raw emotion. The phrase "NOT THE BEES NOT THE BEES ARRRGHHHGHGHGRRRRGH OHHH THEY'RE IN MY EYES MY EYES ARRRGHGHHGARARGHHGHG" will always send a chill down my spine.
In conclusion, I wish that I could be as funny as the mofos that unintentionally created a hilarious movie. It takes a lot of hard work to let your creative juices flow and completely lose sight of anything that makes sense. I haven't seen anything lately that is so bat-shit-crazy in a good way. On top of that, you need "A Nicolas Cage" to bring it to the silver screen... or YouTube. From the bottom of my heart, I thank everybody involved in this production.
