
"I lost my head. I even had money with me. I don’t know why I took the stuff."
That is the apology of a man that decided to steal a chocolate penis and Playboy Bunny from a store. He wanted to give them to his fiancee. You can read about his shame
here. Also, why don't they make chocolate breasts or vaginas? Maybe they should start...
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