You can tell that my friends are quality individuals. I had to change one detail slightly so it's not completely obvious who this is. In any case, this is one of the best stories of all time.
Anonymous Asshole Friend: ya know, i dont think i ever told you the funniest thing that happened to me while i was down south
Official Chris Duncan: haha
Anonymous Asshole Friend: so good ... the last night i was there, when i went to the strip club and got 20 mins worth of lap dances
Anonymous Asshole Friend: i get a text from my sister that just says "mom is asleep"
Anonymous Asshole Friend: because apparently, the stripper, while performing said lap dance
Official Chris Duncan: haha
Anonymous Asshole Friend: grinded on my phone, and called my mom
Official Chris Duncan: amazing
Anonymous Asshole Friend: yeah, i mean, you cant even make taht shit up haha
Speaking of moms and floozies, check out the Supersquan blog about the previous weekend. Nothing can be more embarrassing than having to bring a girl home to your parents house and then having mama take care of the ride-of-shame. Having it happen on Mother's Day just makes it more shameful.
I'm also waiting for a recount of the Vegas stripper story I heard last night. My roommate Brad was in Vegas rolling deep -- and they had to leave a man behind.
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
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