OCD Breakdown: The OCDeez Have Spoken

From this point forward, I will refer to my "fans" as OCDeez. I think it's fittingly offensive yet affectionate. If you don't like it, F you. Don't worry though -- we can make Diddy-style transitions to sweet new aliases. You can send me suggestions. They probably won't be as funny as what I come up with though.

But this post is about the opinions of the Deez. There have been numerous polls on this site since its inception with some more surprising than others. We have made incredible discoveries: Sean Connery's Domestic Abuse Is Divisive, Everybody Thinks Matthew McConaughey Uses HGH, and Tim Tebow's Croc-Wearing Can Be Forgiven.

Are these hipster jeans too skinny?

• Not if you're on the L train 4


• Per Paul: Fuck yea those dumbass jeans are too skinny 4


• Maybe, but how else will people know that I like indie rock? 3


• I sold all of my Zubaz pants in 1994 1


• It's not like your penis needs to breathe 1


• But they matched my offensively-colored sunglasses! 0

How many beers did Stanley Kobierowski drink to register a .491 BAC?

• 30+ 15


• 26-30 8


• 21-25 4


• 15-20 0

Should Tim Tebow be allowed to wear Crocs?

• Tebow's Girlfriend Seems Like She Has A Great Personality 7


• Nobody Should Wear Crocs 3


• You've Seen His Jump Pass, Right? 1


• Yes 1


• No 1


• QB Draw 0

Who should ARod do?

• Jeter 5


• Madonna 2


• Joslyn Morse 0

What is your favorite MexiKen picture?

• Timid Climber 6


• Totally DTF 1


• Cross My Heart And Hope To Fabulous 0

Do you think Matthew McConaughey has used HGH?

• Yes 9


• No 2


• Not sure 0

Is it OK to strike a woman? (Response to: http://tinyurl.com/yf6954)

• Only to Avoid a Provocative Last Word Situation 4


• I'm Liberal -- Only with an Open Hand 3


• Whatever Sean Connery Says Is Fine By Me 3


• Other... 2


• Chris Duncan Is Officially An Asshole Because the Answer Is Obviously No 1


• If It Gets Barbara Walters to Stop Bitching at Me 0


• Not Anymore 0