MexiKen in Action

Many of you know Mario Lopez as A.C. Slater from Saved by the Bell. More recently, he's been in ABDC (my roommate insists on calling it that) or America's Best Dance Crew. I've been forced to watch short portions of this show and Mario Lopez defies logic. He's 34 now and he still looks like he's in his low 20's. He looks like a Mexican Ken Doll, so we call him MexiKen. Credit my roommate Alex for that one.

This one pretty much explains itself

MexiKen is almost offensively gigantic, so they make him wear a jacket over all of his form-fitting shirts. I'm convinced that he's on steroids or HGH just like Matthew McConaughey. I think that he probably started during the SBTB years. But that's another post for another time.

Favorite comment on the original blog post with these pictures: "He looks like he has a big delcious cock" - Anonymous


However, his garb at his other gig is even more interesting. If you don't live in New York, you may not know that Mario Lopez hit Broadway in A Chorus Line. Take deep breaths -- I know you've been waiting for years. I'm an expert web surfer, so I found a few pictures of MLope in action. Also, best line from his Wikipedia: "He was married to Ali Landry for 2 weeks, ending on May 15, 2004. The marriage was annulled over alleged infidelities committed by Lopez during the relationship, and particularly the week leading up to the wedding." Please take time to vote on your favorite MexiKen picture!



Totally DTF


Timid Climber


Cross My Heart And Hope To Fabulous

OCD Quote of the Day 6/16

"I would like to go on a piss-drinking diet."

Now this is my kind of girl. I just love a girl who loves to drink piss. I'm a little bit wary of her Caucasian-only policy. It's also a little bit strange that the girl in the picture has brown hair when she says she has blonde hair. In any case, I love the vinyl dress, I have a hot cock, and she can host. This is a win-win-win-win situation. Hands off my girl, freaks! I'd like to credit Alex for sending this one in by email (subject: my kind of girl).

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