Monday, May 12, 2008

Alert: Megan Fox Topless

I figured this was enough to constitute a blog post. Megan Fox was nice enough to take her top off and show her absolutely perfect body. Thanks to Mangan for sending this link and making my day/week/year/life. Mangan will be blogging all summer from the Dirty Jersey shore, so check it out.

Too bad Megan Fox is engaged to Brian Austin Green. You know, the guy from fucking 90210. Who wants to rent a U-Haul, buy a weapon, and find his house with me? I had to categorize this as bat-shit-crazy because it still baffles me that BAG scored Megan Fox. Extreme bitterness.

Check it out here... before the server crashes.

This is Brian Austin Green mocking you