Madden comes out today and it's no surprise that freaks are skipping work to play. I was talking to my buddy Paul after he returned from the bar last night. He had met one of his fraternity brothers, had a few drinks, and they discussed Madden. His friend is my new hero. You can't make this stuff up.
Clearly, Jerry Rice cannot be bothered unless it's for reality TV
OCD: Madden IS out. It came out at midnight.
Paul: Yeah, so I was talking to ******* and he told me that he's skipping work tomorrow to play Madden all day.
OCD: Wow, what a dumbass. Although, I've actually heard of people doing that before.
Paul: Yeah... but he has a PlayStation 2.
OCD: (hysterical laughter)
