OCD Quote of the Day 5/15

I think if I had come down, things might have worked out a little bit differently. I find I have a calming influence on people I'm around.

Of course Ricky Williams is a calming influence. That's why the Toronto Argonauts picked him up. He has a high voice, does yoga, and smokes a shitload of weed. I just wish he had a King Tut beard and dreads still.

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