DRINK4DANICA2008

Sunday marks DRINK4DANICA2008 (a party slash drinking game based on the Indy 500). We have a minimal budget but high hopes for our rag-tag IRL party. I decided to go with the "official" recipe for Donkey Punch. I had to go to the store and get two handles of rum today. We're expecting a medium-sized, high class (semi-alcoholic) crowd.

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We're going to have to pick drivers drink based on their and then certain words/phrases/visual cues will also trigger drinking. Live twitter updates will appear in the box above but you can see all of the live party updates here. I created an image for the event using a picture from our White Trash party in 2006. You may be able to tell that we're doing our best "King of the Hill" pose. You may not be able to tell that I'm wearing jean shorts. That still pisses me off.





The game is based on My Name is Hurl (from the blog My Name is IRL) and drinking game (from the blog Indy Rant). Tentative game rules are listed below.



THE INDY 500 DRINKING GAME DRINK4DANICA

(bastard version of My name is Hurl)



1. Draw a driver - Drink 2 drinks if the driver is shown on camera, 1 drink if the drivers car is shown and chug an entire beer if the driver crashes.



2. Every lap that one of your co-drinker's driver leads is a lap that you drink.



3. Drink as a group when the following terms are mentioned: Any military word (i.e. "War", "Battle" or "Gunning"), "Marbles" (2x), "Halfshaft" (3x), "Catfight" (4x), "Lockstep", ""how we do it in a stock car", "debris", "Tony George", "Brian Barnhart" (2x), "Tony Stewart" (3x)



4. Also drink when: Another driver is asked about Danica! or Fisher Queen, Vision Racing co-owner Patrick Dempsey is mentioned (2x), Any Andretti other than Mario smiles, Scott Goodyear makes a joke

OCD Actual Conversation: Bruce Bowen is Gay

Apparently one of my friends has decided that Bruce Bowen is gay. It's actually pretty funny for me to imagine him with a hoop earring and some flamboyant clothing. The "bonghitters" mention is a reference to us getting smoked (pun somewhat intended) by the High Times softball team.

Bruce Bowen does not like these allegations
Anonymous Asshole Friend: do you think the NBA's nightmare will come true with another Spurs V Pistons final?
OfficialChrisDuncan: hahaha... that would be great
OfficialChrisDuncan: I'll kill myself if it's Celtics/Lakers and they talk about the tradition
OfficialChrisDuncan: and how Kobe vs. KG is like Magic vs. Bird
Anonymous Asshole Friend: haha, me too, i really don't want to see that
OfficialChrisDuncan: god, that would be the worst
OfficialChrisDuncan: it also makes me happy knowing that Kobe will be one year older without winning
OfficialChrisDuncan: http://www.playboy.com/blog/2008/05/bad-news-bunnies.html#more
Anonymous Asshole Friend: agreed, i too would love another pistons spurs cause the spurs own detroit and i need some hockey retribution
OfficialChrisDuncan: hahah FUCK YOU
OfficialChrisDuncan: Spurs are very good though
OfficialChrisDuncan: I like their team a lot
Anonymous Asshole Friend: the best
OfficialChrisDuncan: minus Bruce Bowen and Tony Parker
Anonymous Asshole Friend: you don't like them?
OfficialChrisDuncan: Manu pisses me off because he's good
OfficialChrisDuncan: Bruce Bowen is douche and I think TP is overrated
OfficialChrisDuncan: maybe TP isn't overrated anymore
Anonymous Asshole Friend: TP is not overrated
Anonymous Asshole Friend: points in the paint man, he owns that shit and he's little
Anonymous Asshole Friend: Bowen pisses everyone off who isn't a spurs fan but that's his job
OfficialChrisDuncan: yeah... the Claude Lemieux
Anonymous Asshole Friend: haha ... who isn't a bitch
Anonymous Asshole Friend: bruce bowen looks like a gay man too
Anonymous Asshole Friend: if he had an earing in his ear
OfficialChrisDuncan: hahahahah
OfficialChrisDuncan: don't make me cackle at work
Anonymous Asshole Friend: it's true, spurs are the bonghitters of NBA basketball