OCD Actual Conversation

Below is a log of an actual online conversation that I had with a friend. This paints a better picture of the douchebags that I associate with. Some details have been removed/changed -- I wouldn't want to out him for being the piece of shit that he truly is.

Anonymous Asshole Friend
haha, i havent had that yet, but i had a pretty comical experience over the past couple weeks
i was trying to mack it to this girl who i met at the st patricks day parade, a friend of (name removed) basically
she was around last week

OfficialChrisDuncan
haha, NICE
those are the kind of girls that I like... ones that are around, baby
haha

Anonymous Asshole Friend
and she was like, i dont want to say all over me

OfficialChrisDuncan
you can, go ahead

Anonymous Asshole Friend
but touching, and like, seeking out my conversation the whole night
and i talked to her the whole time
and we both got hammered

OfficialChrisDuncan
oh yeah

Anonymous Asshole Friend
and i honestly dont really remember a thing i talked about with her

OfficialChrisDuncan
hahahaha
that's FUCKING awesome

Anonymous Asshole Friend
i ended up walking home i assume
never said goodbye
or maybe i did, but i doubt it

OfficialChrisDuncan
the old drunken bolt

Anonymous Asshole Friend
so shes coming to the game last sat
and she like, gave me a good hello and whatnot
and anyway, after the whole day, i didnt really talk to her
btu i talked to her at the bar afterwards
and like, 2 different times i was striking up conversation, and she would answer me
and be like, yeah i actually told you this

OfficialChrisDuncan
haha, and you're like "oh yeahhhhH!"

Anonymous Asshole Friend
i also was hitting on a different girl the whole time at the game

OfficialChrisDuncan
hahahah

Anonymous Asshole Friend
who was at the game, didnt really knw her ... but she recognized ... me from riding the subway
so i was like, a commuting celebrity to her

OfficialChrisDuncan
hahaha... that's a good in

Anonymous Asshole Friend
i figured i had it in the bag

OfficialChrisDuncan
yeah, the "you know who I am" routine
"and you happen to care"

Anonymous Asshole Friend
and shes super hot, so i talked to her the whole time
"so...what stop to do youget off"

OfficialChrisDuncan
haha, good work...