Starting with Chris It all started years ago when my parents decided to pick the name Christopher. I actually like the name a lot -- that's not the problem. The problem is that in my birth year (1984), Christopher was the 2nd most popular name given to babies (source: Social Security Administration Popular Baby Names. In fact, Christopher was in the top 5 baby names from 1972 until 2001. Michael was really the only name more common during Christopher during that time. Christopher ranked #7 in 2006.
"Chris Duncan" While Duncan isn't the one of the most common last names, "Chris Duncan" is a popular combo. There are 226,000 web results for "Chris Duncan" on Google. That's around 1/2-1/3 of what you'll find when you search for a much more "common" combination like "James Smith" & "Jim Smith" or "James Johnson" & "Jim Johnson". Now this is getting boring though...
Who the fuck cares? Are you insane? Nobody and yes. But ever since Chris Duncan (Cardinals) gained notoriety for his pictures with the World Series trophy, I've felt inadequate. I was just one Chris Duncan out of thousands. I had spent my whole life as a Chris Duncan and all of these other Chris Duncans were passing me by. My web history included a (dry, somewhat entertaining) blogpost I made as a marketing intern and also UrinalPuck.com (it peaked at about 3-5K people per day and about 50K unique people during that peak month but I blew it up because too many crazy conservative people were frequenting the forums).
Chris Duncan of the Cardinals really rubs it in
You've given me no reason to ever read this site. True. But I can offer friendship and a glimpse into the life of a semi-professional buffoon. And inside information about Playboy. There may also be Chris Duncan naked cell phone pictures in the pipeline. Stay tuned.
