- Hayden Panettierre dresses like a floozy. Awesome.
- Don't feel so bad about '04, Eminem. Voter turnout was the same this year as it was four years ago.
- HBO to produce Barack Obama documentary. Greta Van Susteren granted first post-election Palin interview.
- Testosterone makes women want to bone... and possibly gives them breast cancer.
- Bullies experience schadenfreude. Thanks for confirming the obvious, science!
- More boys are being born with genital defects, learning disabilities, autism and Tourette's syndrome. Don't worry -- my sperm is fine, ladies.
- It sucks when your kid looks like a dog. (Thanks, Eugene)
- THE MUSTACHE IS IN... Brad Pitt is rocking a 'stache.
- This "purple stuff" is called Drank.
- This is old... but it's still worth looking at Katy Perry's breasts.
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Friday, November 7, 2008
OCD Late Edition: Hayden Panettiere Shows Some Skin
She's all grown up and apparently choosing some pretty racy outfits. Is this what all girls wear to Madonna concerts? The Heroes star wore this jacket and pants combo to Dodger Stadium earlier this week. Nice pants.

Thursday, November 6, 2008
OCD Eff the AM: Stallone seeks a Razzie
Sylvester Stallone is gunning for his second Worst Actor of the Century Razzie. His new movie sounds like it could be one of the worst movie of all time. The Expendables was written and will be directed by Stallone. He will star in the movie alongside Jason Statham while they are in negotiations with Jet Li. Maybe they can try to sign DMX or a Wayans brother while they're at it.
- The Expendables will start filming in February. Is Jason Statham done with the whole "career" thing?
- How awesome is Google? You can use Google Audio Indexing to search for words in videos. Right now, it only searches videos with politicians. Somewhat entertaining: My Friends, Joe the Plumber, and Yes We Can
- Android is jailbroken already...
- Murdoch: WSJ.com makes around $200 million split between ads and paid subscriptions. Impressive.
- Stalk people with 123people!
- It's mustache time. Check out 20 of the best celebrity 'staches. I'm growing a mustache for Movember. Donate to my mustache growing for Movember!
- Spain denies asylum for Bin Laden son.
- The genetic blueprint for cancer has been discovered
- Weed is now legal by prescription in Michigan and decriminalized in Massachusetts
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Tuesday, August 5, 2008
A Trucker Stache Can't Hide Your Shame
Michael Phelps has a laundry list of amazing accomplishments. However, I believe he's topped himself with his most recent feat. My buddy Alex sent me a link to Michael "DUI" Phelps rocking a proper trucker 'stache. In my book, this is humongous. The guy is definitely going to win medals and he will be forever remembered (in his PRIME, at that) with a trucker stache. Think it's a tribute to Mark Spitz? One more sweet Michael Phelps tidbit: his middle name is Fred.
He needs a neoprene ski mask to cover that stache? Dental dam? 
You might think that Mr. Phelps is random and hilarious, but I think this facial art is backlash. In a recent photoshoot with Men's Journal, Phelps looks uber gay. I know it's a fitness/outdoor/lifestyle magazine, I know he's a swimmer so he has to wear a Speedo, etc. But this is PRETTY bad. First off, they could've pulled up their trousers a tad. Second, they don't really need to be shirtless. Third, the creative director could have branched out beyond "oiled up" and "arm on shoulder". If you're so daring, there's also a "water fight" and Michael-Phelps-Flexing-in-a-Speedo pictures on the Men's Journal website.
"How about this time around I put MY arm on YOUR shoulder?" 
But now I have to know... which is a worst career move: trucker "tribute" stache or gay magazine cover? YOU DECIDE.
You might think that Mr. Phelps is random and hilarious, but I think this facial art is backlash. In a recent photoshoot with Men's Journal, Phelps looks uber gay. I know it's a fitness/outdoor/lifestyle magazine, I know he's a swimmer so he has to wear a Speedo, etc. But this is PRETTY bad. First off, they could've pulled up their trousers a tad. Second, they don't really need to be shirtless. Third, the creative director could have branched out beyond "oiled up" and "arm on shoulder". If you're so daring, there's also a "water fight" and Michael-Phelps-Flexing-in-a-Speedo pictures on the Men's Journal website.
But now I have to know... which is a worst career move: trucker "tribute" stache or gay magazine cover? YOU DECIDE.
Labels:
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men's journal,
michael phelps,
mustache,
olympics,
swimming,
trucker stache
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Sidney Crosby's Unfortunate Mustache
In hockey, players grow "playoff beards" to show unity and represent their dedication to winning. Sidney Crosby has attempted to grow a beard and it's more like a furry chinstrap and a hilarious mustache. The Next One has his work cut out with Detroit and may not get a chance to taste Stanley Cup victory. But it's a given that Crosby will be back in the future with a much better approach to his playoff beard.
Sidney Crosby has 21 points during the playoffs and even less hairs on his upper lip

Labels:
detroit red wings,
mustache,
nhl,
sidney crosby,
television
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