OCD Quote of the Day II

Don't ever write another word about me, or you'll need an eyepatch over your other eye.

Those were Criss Angel's choice words for a Las Vegas at the Miss USA competition. Apparently, his girlfriend did not win and he thought this was due to a column penned by said author. The author actually has an eye patch on one of his eyes already. Mr. Angel tried to coerce the judges into giving his girl high marks and was exposed by the journalist. Sorry, jackass. Now if only somebody would expose him for being a shitty magician. I never thought somebody could out-lame David Blaine.

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Tricia Walsh-Smith Breaks Down on YouTube

So this woman is apparently married to a Broadway executive and they are pretty much "dunzo". The guy's daughter is the same age as Tricia and she doesn't want her former stepmother to have any of the loot. This video is pretty fucking sad and pathetic. I think people should be less afraid of YouTube as a venue for divorce and more afraid that your misguided attempt to shake down your ex will embarrass the shit out of you. I do have some sympathy for her... but I can't really say that I care.

OCD Quote of the Day

A source close to the actor said: "Jesse loves women with big breasts. He thought Colleen was the perfect woman, but was lacking in one department, so he decided to make her the ultimate woman."

This gem comes from a quote about Jesse Metcalfe. The article explains that he paid for the breast augmentation of ex-girlfriend Colleen Shannon. I checked out his Wikipedia and decided that his character name is Passions, Miguel Lopez-Fitzgerald, is hilarious. It also says "Was recently involved in an altercation with a rapper named Mams.". What? The picture on the left is some guy bitching him around outside of an LA club.

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