OCD Liveblogging: Stanley Cup Finals Game 3

Tonight, OfficialChrisDuncan will liveblog the Red Wings @ Penguins game. I will potentially be joined by my brother and JLow. He won't let us call him JLo anymore. He's just one of my asshole friends who hates the Red Wings.

I expect the Wings to continue their domination of the Pens tonight. That probably won't be very exciting, so I'll probably be liveblogging about how shitty Versus is or how the "NHL could be back".

Sidney Crosby's Unfortunate Mustache

In hockey, players grow "playoff beards" to show unity and represent their dedication to winning. Sidney Crosby has attempted to grow a beard and it's more like a furry chinstrap and a hilarious mustache. The Next One has his work cut out with Detroit and may not get a chance to taste Stanley Cup victory. But it's a given that Crosby will be back in the future with a much better approach to his playoff beard.

Sidney Crosby has 21 points during the playoffs and even less hairs on his upper lip

Darren McCarty's Teeth Are F*cked

Something went horribly wrong with his teeth in between his two stints with the Red Wings. He went to rehab twice and once for an undisclosed substance... meth maybe? Teeth don't get that way from hockey... especially when you're not playing that much.

So far, this is the only negative part of the NHL in HD experience. I strongly suggest watching some playoff hockey. It may surprise you to know that you get Versus (the main channel for the NHL with NBC handling the weekend games). Maybe you didn't realize it was on because Versus sandwiches the NHL between HOLY @#%*! and Bull Riding. I guess hockey is actually the shitty lead-in since the Versus website lists Bull Riding before NHL Hockey. Hey, at least the NHL has clawed its way back to relevancy on the ESPN header. I'm pretty sure it was lifted after Women's Hoops at one point.

Darren McCarty "has a smile only a mother could love"