OCD Weekend Edition: I Can't Feel My Face!

In case you were wondering what athletes waving a hand in front of their face was all about... it was popularized by DeShawn Stevenson on the Wizards who saw Tony Yayo do it (at about :30) who says 50 Cent's son Marques actually made it up. This is "I can't feel my face" whereas John Cena says "you can't see me". Now you know.

DeShawn Stevenson can't feel his face!

• Prince William is starting to look old.
• Sex and the City II is coming. That was quick.
• Lost is back Wednesday January 21st.
• The World Series of Poker is on a 117 day hiatus so ESPN can air the final two players going heads up for the bracelet on Monday. But it won't be live, it'll be "same-day" coverage. Huh?
• McCain will be on Leno Tuesday. McCain and Palin... The Morning After
• Is Oprah pulling the plug in 2011?
• 30 seconds commercials during the upcoming Oscars cost about $1.6 million.
• Anybody want to guess what's going on here? My two theories: election party or that weird dude is a male prostitute.
• Stephon Marbury: "One day I might be able to buy the Knicks." If they keep paying him $22 million to do nothing, he might be right.
• Apple now the #2 provider of smartphones worldwide behind Nokia.
• UPDATE: Obamas will not get dog until Spring. Big news. Also, Willie Williams would respect Obama's taste in rides.

Richard Pryor is the first black President

OCD Late Edition: Hayden Panettiere Shows Some Skin

She's all grown up and apparently choosing some pretty racy outfits. Is this what all girls wear to Madonna concerts? The Heroes star wore this jacket and pants combo to Dodger Stadium earlier this week. Nice pants.

• Hayden Panettierre dresses like a floozy. Awesome.
  
• Don't feel so bad about '04, Eminem. Voter turnout was the same this year as it was four years ago.
• HBO to produce Barack Obama documentary. Greta Van Susteren granted first post-election Palin interview.
• Testosterone makes women want to bone... and possibly gives them breast cancer.
• Bullies experience schadenfreude. Thanks for confirming the obvious, science!
• More boys are being born with genital defects, learning disabilities, autism and Tourette's syndrome. Don't worry -- my sperm is fine, ladies.
• It sucks when your kid looks like a dog. (Thanks, Eugene)
• THE MUSTACHE IS IN... Brad Pitt is rocking a 'stache.
• This "purple stuff" is called Drank.
• This is old... but it's still worth looking at Katy Perry's breasts.

Sarah Palin's Expensive Clothes are Ugly

How much do you spend on dope threads? Well, you'd spend more if you were a VP candidate... along the lines of 6 figures in a few months. This is absolutely nutty.

The Republican National Committee has spent more than $150,000 to clothe and accessorize vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin and her family since her surprise pick by John McCain in late August.

According to financial disclosure records, the accessorizing began in early September and included bills from Saks Fifth Avenue in St. Louis and New York for a combined $49,425.74.

My one response: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! If you donated to the RNC, I'm sure you're happy that Palin will have a sick wardrobe when she goes back to obscurity (and I don't mean Alaska).

OCD Imagery: Dr. J's Girlfriend Dorus Madden

Julius Erving is the man. Well-known for his dunks and short shorts, you can see him in Dr. Pepper commercials now. I'm not sure which of those impresses Dorus Madden the most, but I am quite impressed with her. So that brings us to the question of the day: Would you rather have Dorus Madden or Sarah Palin? I think Dorus wins in my book... barely.

You'd have the same shit-eating grin on your face
Sarah Palin is the Vice President of SASSY