OCD Quote of the Day 5/30

"As an American I am ashamed and embarrassed that this film was made. I pray that it's a huge failure."

Those were the words of Kevin from College Station, TX. He would like to apologize to the rest of the world for the piece of shit that is Sex and the City. I actually respect SATC as an entertainment property but think that it does have a negative effect on our society. Prepare yourself for my SATC Weekend posts. It's going to be fab.




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OCD Quote of the Day 5/29

"I lost my head. I even had money with me. I don’t know why I took the stuff."

That is the apology of a man that decided to steal a chocolate penis and Playboy Bunny from a store. He wanted to give them to his fiancee. You can read about his shame here. Also, why don't they make chocolate breasts or vaginas? Maybe they should start...



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OCD Liveblogging: Stanley Cup Finals Game 3

Tonight, OfficialChrisDuncan will liveblog the Red Wings @ Penguins game. I will potentially be joined by my brother and JLow. He won't let us call him JLo anymore. He's just one of my asshole friends who hates the Red Wings.

I expect the Wings to continue their domination of the Pens tonight. That probably won't be very exciting, so I'll probably be liveblogging about how shitty Versus is or how the "NHL could be back".

Textual Relations

Relationships are a mystery for most of the people in my generation. "Hooking up" can mean anything from a warm caress to a Cleveland Steamer. My buddy GRod sent me this link and it was hilarious and frighteningly real at the same time. I think the main problem is this guy's approach to SMS-courtship. I have a suggestion and it's two words: dick pics. I won't get into that now, but it might be a good idea to mentally prepare yourself for that post.



My first text message to a girl is usually: 8==========D u like?

Recent iPhone Pictures

Here's a batch of interesting pictures that I took with my phone.


This was the cool backwards hat old guy that was waiting in La Guardia when I got back from Chicago. He's got the khaki shorts, backwards cap, and attitude to match. Who's the geezer with that cool dude??


Here we have Glitter from A Shot at Love... not looking her best. I'm not saying that all women have to be size 0. But if you're not size 0, consider buying a slightly larger bikini bottom. It shouldn't look like it's stretched over a spare tire.


Another picture of chop't around noon. This place sells salads. LOOK AT THAT LINE! Unbelievable.


Last but not least, we have the "Interesting Subway Trio". I took this picture a while ago when I was in a sleepy state headed to work. I think the full denim tuxedo initially caught my eye. I fumbled to take this picture and was a little late. You can still make out the extremely long crowbar-like item on his handcart. He's clearly the leader. Jean vest guy has is holding random sacks which I can only assume are murder-related. Then the front guy has either an extreme skateboard or a Chinese musical instrument. It's possible that only the two jean crew members were together but I'm going to pretend otherwise.

Sidney Crosby's Unfortunate Mustache

In hockey, players grow "playoff beards" to show unity and represent their dedication to winning. Sidney Crosby has attempted to grow a beard and it's more like a furry chinstrap and a hilarious mustache. The Next One has his work cut out with Detroit and may not get a chance to taste Stanley Cup victory. But it's a given that Crosby will be back in the future with a much better approach to his playoff beard.

Sidney Crosby has 21 points during the playoffs and even less hairs on his upper lip

OCD Quote of the Day 5/27

In baseball, "PopoZão" is a slang term used by Philadelphia Phillies fans for a home run hit by Phillies first baseman Ryan Howard.[citation needed]

That tidbit is from the Wikipedia article for "Popo Zao", the awesome Kevin Federline song. Apparently, Phillies fans have adopted the term -- or at least a clevery wiki-vandal has left his mark. Thanks for this one, Brad.

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