OCD Actual Work Email

We have a lot of RFP's (requests for proposals) from a variety of clients. The main advertisers that care about what I do (college marketing) are usually video games, movie/DVD releases, and grooming products. This note came from one of our sales guys along with the RFP document. Our sales guy took it one step further by explaining a part of the plot we may have missed. This email is quite ridiculous (and yes, this is the entire email with nothing deleted).

Thanks again Stephen.

How do you think we could incorporate Just Cause 2 to Spring Break?

Again there’s this miniature, evil billionaire who hires 6 beautiful women (hopefully Playmates) as his ninja body guards. The guys lives on his own tropical island

Lindsay Lohan's Gust-o @ MTV Movie Awards

Linz walked the red carpet and showed off her svelt look and also her undies. ThisIsLondon has posted pictures from the MTV Movie Awards.


A few important notes:

• An untimely gust of wind lifted Lindsay Lohan's dress before she could fight it back down.
• Rumer Willis still needs chin-reduction surgery
• Megan Fox looked amazing and should never stand next to anybody EVER... it's just not fair (she's also smart enough to hold her dress down)
• Anne Hathaway, who I think is dreamy, wins award for most resembling the main character from the movie Powder
• As much as I want to hate Heidi Montague, she looks FUCKING great
• Sarah Jessica Parker broke the world record for eyeshadow... she looks like she's possessed
• Rainn Wilson came oh-so-close to Brian-Austin-Greening Megan Fox

OCD Quote of the Day 5/30

"As an American I am ashamed and embarrassed that this film was made. I pray that it's a huge failure."

Those were the words of Kevin from College Station, TX. He would like to apologize to the rest of the world for the piece of shit that is Sex and the City. I actually respect SATC as an entertainment property but think that it does have a negative effect on our society. Prepare yourself for my SATC Weekend posts. It's going to be fab.




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OCD Quote of the Day 5/29

"I lost my head. I even had money with me. I don’t know why I took the stuff."

That is the apology of a man that decided to steal a chocolate penis and Playboy Bunny from a store. He wanted to give them to his fiancee. You can read about his shame here. Also, why don't they make chocolate breasts or vaginas? Maybe they should start...



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OCD Liveblogging: Stanley Cup Finals Game 3

Tonight, OfficialChrisDuncan will liveblog the Red Wings @ Penguins game. I will potentially be joined by my brother and JLow. He won't let us call him JLo anymore. He's just one of my asshole friends who hates the Red Wings.

I expect the Wings to continue their domination of the Pens tonight. That probably won't be very exciting, so I'll probably be liveblogging about how shitty Versus is or how the "NHL could be back".

Textual Relations

Relationships are a mystery for most of the people in my generation. "Hooking up" can mean anything from a warm caress to a Cleveland Steamer. My buddy GRod sent me this link and it was hilarious and frighteningly real at the same time. I think the main problem is this guy's approach to SMS-courtship. I have a suggestion and it's two words: dick pics. I won't get into that now, but it might be a good idea to mentally prepare yourself for that post.



My first text message to a girl is usually: 8==========D u like?

Recent iPhone Pictures

Here's a batch of interesting pictures that I took with my phone.


This was the cool backwards hat old guy that was waiting in La Guardia when I got back from Chicago. He's got the khaki shorts, backwards cap, and attitude to match. Who's the geezer with that cool dude??


Here we have Glitter from A Shot at Love... not looking her best. I'm not saying that all women have to be size 0. But if you're not size 0, consider buying a slightly larger bikini bottom. It shouldn't look like it's stretched over a spare tire.


Another picture of chop't around noon. This place sells salads. LOOK AT THAT LINE! Unbelievable.


Last but not least, we have the "Interesting Subway Trio". I took this picture a while ago when I was in a sleepy state headed to work. I think the full denim tuxedo initially caught my eye. I fumbled to take this picture and was a little late. You can still make out the extremely long crowbar-like item on his handcart. He's clearly the leader. Jean vest guy has is holding random sacks which I can only assume are murder-related. Then the front guy has either an extreme skateboard or a Chinese musical instrument. It's possible that only the two jean crew members were together but I'm going to pretend otherwise.