The Real World Hollywood First Impressions

My roommates and I had the new Real World: Hollywood DVR'd, so we decided to give it a gander last night. I'm a Real World purist, so it was immediately disappointing that there was no gay guy/closed-minded country boy duo. However, it does look like this cast has a good amount of potential volatility. Joey and Greg look like they will both eventually try to kill somebody. I'm also not sure I'll ever give a shit about these people. They're all "aspiring" to be this or that. I'm actually surprised that the Joey guy has been likeable so far... I'm really looking forward to his "I WASN'T LIKE THIS UNTIL I CAME HERE" outburst. The three girls are not very exciting at all. Will is cool. Alex and I have started the official Will from Real World Hollywood Das Wassup Count. The count currently stands at 3.

There's a lot of wife beater in that hot tub

Rembrandt van Rite Aid

I haven't made an entry into the bat-shit-crazy category for a while. But when I walked into the Rite Aid before work earlier this week, I encountered something out of the ordinary. I wanted to grab a meal-in-a-bar product and passed a guy sitting in a folding chair. I quickly realized that he wasn't interested in purchasing said chair -- he was drawing. Rite Aid is a drug store ... and he certainly wasn't drawing the beef jerky and Gatorade that were right in front of him. So now you can understand why I was pretty shocked that a creepy looking guy had posted up in the middle of a store at 9AM.

Luckily, I was able to snap a I'm-just-casually-looking-at-my-phone picture of him on my way back towards the front of the store. I was a little bit afraid that he might notice me taking the picture and try to kill me... but I knew that it would make for great blog filler. While cropping/tagging the picture, I decided it would be interesting to try and see what he was drawing. There's a 300% zoomed and rotated copy of his notepad in the lower left. No, that is not a person drawing the same thing that he is while standing behind him. I'm pretty positive it's a city over some body of water ... so half of it is a reflection. I went into Rite Aid this morning and did not see the scribbling genius at work. I did see the chair though...

Rembrandt van Rite Aid only works in the shade... BOO YAH

OCD Quote of the Day II

Don't ever write another word about me, or you'll need an eyepatch over your other eye.

Those were Criss Angel's choice words for a Las Vegas at the Miss USA competition. Apparently, his girlfriend did not win and he thought this was due to a column penned by said author. The author actually has an eye patch on one of his eyes already. Mr. Angel tried to coerce the judges into giving his girl high marks and was exposed by the journalist. Sorry, jackass. Now if only somebody would expose him for being a shitty magician. I never thought somebody could out-lame David Blaine.

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Tricia Walsh-Smith Breaks Down on YouTube

So this woman is apparently married to a Broadway executive and they are pretty much "dunzo". The guy's daughter is the same age as Tricia and she doesn't want her former stepmother to have any of the loot. This video is pretty fucking sad and pathetic. I think people should be less afraid of YouTube as a venue for divorce and more afraid that your misguided attempt to shake down your ex will embarrass the shit out of you. I do have some sympathy for her... but I can't really say that I care.

OCD Quote of the Day

A source close to the actor said: "Jesse loves women with big breasts. He thought Colleen was the perfect woman, but was lacking in one department, so he decided to make her the ultimate woman."

This gem comes from a quote about Jesse Metcalfe. The article explains that he paid for the breast augmentation of ex-girlfriend Colleen Shannon. I checked out his Wikipedia and decided that his character name is Passions, Miguel Lopez-Fitzgerald, is hilarious. It also says "Was recently involved in an altercation with a rapper named Mams.". What? The picture on the left is some guy bitching him around outside of an LA club.

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I love Playboy, but this is extreme

I browse Playboy news daily on Google News and today I came across this:
Playboy.com and Kendra Wilkinson From The Girls Next Door Search for Sexiest 'Girls of Olive Garden'

"Who needs endless breadsticks when zesty girls are on the menu? Playboy.com is searching for the sexiest "Girls of Olive Garden" to pose for a tasty pictorial. With more than 600 Olive Garden locations throughout the United States, Playboy.com is confident it will uncover the freshest ingredients for its sexiest "Girls Of" pictorial yet."

The kicker is at the bottom:

"Playboy.com's "Women of Olive Garden" model search is not affiliated with Olive Garden."

We're not getting any money from "The Garden" here? Come on!

Yeah, it's real. I guess Hef decided he'd throw Kendra a bone (no pun intended) since Holly gets to look for the 55th Anniversary Playmate. But really... Girls of the Olive Garden? For some reason, that strikes me as more strange than Girls of McDonalds, Starbucks, and Enron. Maybe I'm just weird.

As Predicted, Ambre Wins Rock of Love

Last night, Ambre won the season finale of Rock of Love. I could say that I didn't see it coming except for the fact that I made a post predicting this a month and a half ago. Pats on the back are appreciated. All douchebaggery aside, I was sad to see the show end (not that it's REALLY over) but happy to see Ambre win.

I'm sure there are people that are sad because Daisy lost. Alex has a minor infatuation with the girl. Apparently, she's the niece of Oscar De La Hoya. Who cares slash huh? I personally do not give a shit about Daisy. If you do, you can buy her (shitty) music on Daisy De La Hoya's MySpace profile. Does it make me gay if the most interesting thing to me about Daisy is her ex-boyfriend Charles? At least he brings an element of shiftiness and even more eye makeup, tats, and bandanas to a show that already had more than its fair share. He came on during the "bring on the exes" episode. It's a good thing that it was on DVR because Alex and I could review the replay to confirm that Charles has 4 bandanas on his person at any time. He also opts for extra-formal just like Bret by going hat over bandana. You have to love a guy that can apparently afford steroids, a gym membership, and make up but doesn't pay rent and plays in a band. Can't you just see greatness in him?

Charles has sweet eyebrows

Unfortunately, I was not spot on with my prediction. Bret Michaels bounced both of the old women in the early going. I thought he'd (read: the producers) keep the less heinous one. I thought it would be the old girl plus Megan (the hottest) and Ambre (eventual winner). I have plans to call Megan and interview her about the show and her undying love for me... but I'm lazy. You can leave suggested questions in the comments and maybe it'll help me get around to it...