Friday, April 18, 2008

Sex Workers Unite

I was reading an article about a Danish retirement home where a staff member had been propositioned by a resident. The solve the problem, the staff called a prostitute for the man. The article got a comment on the situation from somebody at the Danish Sex Worker's organization. Before that point, I had never even realized that there could be a sex worker organization. So I decided to do a little more research. I found two of these foundations in Australia and The Netherlands that are quite real.

Probably one of my favorite pictures of all time...

The Australian Sex Worker organization does a great job providing information. On their Q&A page, you can find clear answers to questions you may have. Here's a small sample:

Sex work - what is it?
Sex work is the exchange of sexual services for money or goods.

Sexual Services - what are they?
The definition of sexual services adopted in Victoria has three main activities under it. They are:
  • Taking part with someone in an act of sexual penetration. This includes oral, anal and vaginal sexual penetration. If you put a tongue, finger or other part of the body or an object, into a vagina, anus or mouth - or let any of these things be done to you - it's an act of sexual penetration (Crimes Act 1958).
  • Masturbating someone. To be considered masturbating, their genitals can be clothed and they don't have to cum.
  • Letting someone view acts of sexual penetration or masturbation when there is any form of physical contact between any watcher and any watched or when any watcher is allowed or encouraged to masturbate.
If you get money or goods for doing any of these things, you are doing sex work.


Has anybody realized that they're doing sex work yet? Apparently, Australia has a very proud tradition of sex work. According to the Scarlet Alliance:

Prostitutes, or ‘doxies’ or ‘blowens’ or ‘biters’ or ‘strumpets’ as they might have been called by the marines and convicts of the 18th century, were among the very first white women ever to step onto the continent of Australia when they arrived at Sydney Cove with the First Fleet in 1788.

And let's not forget about The Netherlands. The Red Thread has started a Pimp Free Zone campaign.

You'd think the logo would be a chalice with an X through it


Rode Draad and Vakwerk started a sticker and poster campaign against pimps. They are putting up stickers and posters on windows with the phrases "Pimpfree Zone" and "Pimping is forbidden in The Netherlands".

Despite our Puritanical roots, there is a similar organization in the US called Sex Workers Outreach Project. They define themselves as a "Sex Workers Outreach Project-USA is a national social justice network dedicated to the fundamental human rights of sex workers and their communities, focusing on ending violence and stigma through education and advocacy." I think I'm going to start calling OfficialChrisDuncan.com a social justice network. SWOP is in San Francisco... and you know New York doesn't enjoy being left out. So that's where SWANK comes in. SWANK is a group of former and current sex workers based out of New York City. The SWANK MySpace profile shows that they have an event in New York on May 8th. Looks like the OfficialChrisDuncan has a party to cover...

Thursday, April 17, 2008

The Real World Hollywood First Impressions

My roommates and I had the new Real World: Hollywood DVR'd, so we decided to give it a gander last night. I'm a Real World purist, so it was immediately disappointing that there was no gay guy/closed-minded country boy duo. However, it does look like this cast has a good amount of potential volatility. Joey and Greg look like they will both eventually try to kill somebody. I'm also not sure I'll ever give a shit about these people. They're all "aspiring" to be this or that. I'm actually surprised that the Joey guy has been likeable so far... I'm really looking forward to his "I WASN'T LIKE THIS UNTIL I CAME HERE" outburst. The three girls are not very exciting at all. Will is cool. Alex and I have started the official Will from Real World Hollywood Das Wassup Count. The count currently stands at 3.

There's a lot of wife beater in that hot tub

Rembrandt van Rite Aid

I haven't made an entry into the bat-shit-crazy category for a while. But when I walked into the Rite Aid before work earlier this week, I encountered something out of the ordinary. I wanted to grab a meal-in-a-bar product and passed a guy sitting in a folding chair. I quickly realized that he wasn't interested in purchasing said chair -- he was drawing. Rite Aid is a drug store ... and he certainly wasn't drawing the beef jerky and Gatorade that were right in front of him. So now you can understand why I was pretty shocked that a creepy looking guy had posted up in the middle of a store at 9AM.

Luckily, I was able to snap a I'm-just-casually-looking-at-my-phone picture of him on my way back towards the front of the store. I was a little bit afraid that he might notice me taking the picture and try to kill me... but I knew that it would make for great blog filler. While cropping/tagging the picture, I decided it would be interesting to try and see what he was drawing. There's a 300% zoomed and rotated copy of his notepad in the lower left. No, that is not a person drawing the same thing that he is while standing behind him. I'm pretty positive it's a city over some body of water ... so half of it is a reflection. I went into Rite Aid this morning and did not see the scribbling genius at work. I did see the chair though...

Rembrandt van Rite Aid only works in the shade... BOO YAH Rembrandt van Rite Aid

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

OCD Quote of the Day II

Don't ever write another word about me, or you'll need an eyepatch over your other eye.
Those were Criss Angel's choice words for a Las Vegas at the Miss USA competition. Apparently, his girlfriend did not win and he thought this was due to a column penned by said author. The author actually has an eye patch on one of his eyes already. Mr. Angel tried to coerce the judges into giving his girl high marks and was exposed by the journalist. Sorry, jackass. Now if only somebody would expose him for being a shitty magician. I never thought somebody could out-lame David Blaine.

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Tricia Walsh-Smith Breaks Down on YouTube

So this woman is apparently married to a Broadway executive and they are pretty much "dunzo". The guy's daughter is the same age as Tricia and she doesn't want her former stepmother to have any of the loot. This video is pretty fucking sad and pathetic. I think people should be less afraid of YouTube as a venue for divorce and more afraid that your misguided attempt to shake down your ex will embarrass the shit out of you. I do have some sympathy for her... but I can't really say that I care.

OCD Quote of the Day

A source close to the actor said: "Jesse loves women with big breasts. He thought Colleen was the perfect woman, but was lacking in one department, so he decided to make her the ultimate woman."
This gem comes from a quote about Jesse Metcalfe. The article explains that he paid for the breast augmentation of ex-girlfriend Colleen Shannon. I checked out his Wikipedia and decided that his character name is Passions, Miguel Lopez-Fitzgerald, is hilarious. It also says "Was recently involved in an altercation with a rapper named Mams.". What? The picture on the left is some guy bitching him around outside of an LA club.

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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

I love Playboy, but this is extreme

I browse Playboy news daily on Google News and today I came across this:
Playboy.com and Kendra Wilkinson From The Girls Next Door Search for Sexiest 'Girls of Olive Garden'
"Who needs endless breadsticks when zesty girls are on the menu? Playboy.com is searching for the sexiest "Girls of Olive Garden" to pose for a tasty pictorial. With more than 600 Olive Garden locations throughout the United States, Playboy.com is confident it will uncover the freshest ingredients for its sexiest "Girls Of" pictorial yet."
The kicker is at the bottom:
"Playboy.com's "Women of Olive Garden" model search is not affiliated with Olive Garden."
We're not getting any money from "The Garden" here? Come on!

Yeah, it's real. I guess Hef decided he'd throw Kendra a bone (no pun intended) since Holly gets to look for the 55th Anniversary Playmate. But really... Girls of the Olive Garden? For some reason, that strikes me as more strange than Girls of McDonalds, Starbucks, and Enron. Maybe I'm just weird.